my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
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how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try
(Source: jaclcfrost, via oneloveforeverandalwayss)
